5 reasons why bill belichick is the greatest

1. The Genius

Sticking with Brady over Bledsoe when everyone in New England was screaming for Bledsoe. Releasing Lawyer Malloy. Trading for Welker and Randy Moss. Releasing Randy Moss. Taking a hard line stance with the media, and infecting his players with the same discipline. These are all the marks of a great coach. But of course, Bill takes it one step further. Hint: HE IS IN YOUR FUCKING PLAYBOOK!

As if being better than your team--in every aspect--wasn't enough, Bill goes and steals the damn play book. "Hmmmm, Tom Brady is our QB and I'm a fucking genius... Let's videotape their signals and run up the score!" Fucking genius Bill. Genius. Pile it on!

2. The Draft

The most important and underrated aspect of building a succesful franchise is the Draft. Bill Belichick has been an ace at the draft since 2000. According to ColdHardFootballFacts.com, in the past decade, Bill has drafted 11 pro bowlers and 46 players who are still playing today. In fact, the Patriots are the best drafting team in the NFL over that period.

ColdHardFootballFacts.com doesn't take into account this year's stellar draft, which could be as succesful as last year's try, where Bill halled in 5 starters with his first 6 picks. The Pats are in position for another dynastic run.

carl crawford sucks, and the red sox should throw him off the plane.

OK, not really. If they throw him off the plane then who the fuck are they going to bat in his place? Mike Cameron? Fuck that. Don't kill the man yet. Instead, let's build a time machine that will take us back to December 2010, so we can sign the right guy instead of this weak-wristed asshole. "But Tony, Carl Crawford can steal bases!" Shut the fuck up and listen. We don't need a base stealer when we have a lineup that can mash like this one does. What the Sox really needed was another power hitter to plug into that number 6 spot in the lineup.

Manny Ramirez is my hero, so fuck you!

Manny used. So fucking what?

We all know that the overwhelming majority of MLB'ers are using, and they get away with it because they are using undetectable substances. Ask Victor Conte(BALCO, Bonds): The cream and the clear are not the only undetectable things out there, and for every Victor Conte that got caught, there are plenty of other guys providing pro athletes with juice. Manny played in a dirty, dirty game. He was in the majority of players who use banned substances.

The Bruins are going to the Stanley Cup Finals!

What better way to kickoff my sports blog? For the first time since 1990, the Boston Bruins have made it to the Stanley Cup Finals! Here is the game winning goal: